Saturday, September 25, 2010

Crazy and Appropriate Ad in Soap Mag

I was perusing through my latest copy of ABC Soaps in Depth, when I came across this advertisement for the DNA Paternity Test Collection Kit.  At first I thought it was a joke.  It had to be!  Paternity testing at home?  How crazy and how very soapy is that?  But the more I looked at the ad, trying to find the punchline, the more I realized there wasn't one.  It was real!  So if you're sitting around wondering if the man you always believed to be your father is really your father, or if that long lost brother you thought died in childbirth suddenly arrives at your door, this is the product for you!  The kit costs $29.99 and includes 3 packets of cheek swabs, 3 specimen envelopes, 1 order form and one postage paid envelope.  So don't delay!!  Get your kit at a local pharmacy and wait no longer to find out if your mom is really your mom or if she's actually your best friends mom and your best friend is really your sister!  The possibilities are endless.  But don't forget, there is an addition $119 lab fee that goes with this kit.  You didn't think it was going to be that simple did you?  If DNA tests only cost $30 now, Maury would be out of business!

2 comments:

cath said...

I am laughing my head off. We always thought the milkman brought my sister, now I can find out for sure! :D

cintron24 said...

WTF, so now anyone can know who's the father...LMAO