In an effort to keep the sinking ship of AMC afloat, ABC has sent the current headwriters David Kreizman and Donna Swajeski packing after less than a year of aired material. Sighting the destruction of Bianca and Reese's marriage, the less than stellar rehash of the classic "Tad sleeps with Marian and Liza" storyline with Liza, Colby and Damon, and the launching of yet another baby switch storyline, among other things, a spokesperson for ABC said, "enough is enough!" So they've pinned their hopes on the rehiring of two of the worst writers that AMC has ever employed. Teaming up for the first time ever are Charles Pratt and Megan McTavish, effective immediately. Pratt's immediate plan is to make Bianca heterosexual, explaining away her lesbianism as a "phase." When asked to comment Mr. Pratt was heard to have said, "Who's Bianca again?"
Meanwhile Ms. McTavish, succeeded in making Tad, one of the most beloved characters in AMC history, a murderer back in 2006. And not just a murderer, a sadistic murderer who buried his victim alive. Her plans are to move Tad along into serial killer territory when it's revealed that it was Tad all along who was the actual Satin Slayer, not Alexander Cambias. So it was Tad who killed Dixie! In addition it will be revealed that Tad killed Julia because he knew she was trying to adopt his daughter. He killed Zach just for kicks and giggles. And a little birdie even tells me that Aidan never really left Pine Valley at all, but his body is stashed in Tad's man cave and when things get tough he heads down there to confide his problems to his bestest buddy, Fish 'n Chips, who literally smells worse than fish now. Hey maybe Dixie's down there too. Before all is said and done, Tad's basement will have more bodies stashed in it than the Martin attic.